It’s quite a thing,” she said. “There are so many men, all endlessly trying to sweep me off my feet. And there is only one of you, trying just the opposite. Making sure my feet are firm beneath me, lest I fall.
As if you could kill time without injuring eternity.
Irish Headlands, Ireland
Women: If you are single, it is not because your fake eyelashes are too bushy or Kevin doesn’t like cucumber lotion. This shit is an oppressive waste of your time. Here’s my new beauty tip for everyone on earth: Go read a book or something.
“I get really angry when someone says they don’t read fiction because it’s all made up and ‘not real.’ Bullshit! Nothing is more real than fiction. Nothing helps us make sense of the real world more than fiction. Nothing instills in us empathy for others like fiction. As David Foster Wallace said, ‘Fiction is what it is to be a fucking human being.’ That’s my favorite quote of all time, because nothing more true has ever been said.”